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generalpavalak it hurt like fuck but im alive. goddamn i hate the dentist


Making fun of your internet friends like


i haaaaaaate this dentist place so much i would rather go to saturday school

ugh im here and i dont want to be







7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

final boss

why does this happen


showing someone your favorite showimage


*mr crocker from fairly oddparents voice* FURRIES

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

like for real two visits ago they scolded me for breathing through my mouth when i sleep as opposed to my nose (which is…. literally how ive breathed my whole life…………… because of my asthma and i dont feel like i get a big enough breath breathing through my nose….) AND told me i shouldn’t take my inhaler when i need it because that also can mess up my teeth and i was like. ok. so if im unable to breathe i should just not take my inhaler for the sake of having white teeth. ok

im sad and i dont want to go to the dentist bc everyone that works there is really pretentious and kind of asshole-y and they scold me for the smallest things ever