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iwishihadafather:

*jeff dunham voice* silence! i kill you! *entire crowd of 12-15 year olds and rednecks go wild. he has made comedy history. nothing on earth will ever be as funny for this audience. they go home somber, unable to take enjoyment in anything else. the world then collapses in on itself, creating a vortex and sucking the entire world into it, ending all life, everywhere, for no joke will ever be as funny*

magnezone:

the ladies used to call me sudowoodo in college because i would constantly block their way and wriggle my arms erratically when they poured water on me 

MR KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!!! .. squemp
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3xtr4-y1ffzby :

kingcheddarxvii:

Yeah, I got something to say about that. Listen up, Nintendo: Why in the name of WARIO’S SWEET ASS are you releasing GBA games on Virtual Console for Wii U and not 3DS? You’re even going so far as to release games that were included in the Ambassador Program bundle. It’s been long enough. Let people who weren’t included in that program just buy the dang games already. There’s nothing about them that’s better suited to Wii U than 3DS. If you want people to buy eShop games on the Wii U, just put GameCube games on there already. Or, I don’t know, ACTUALLY SELL A WII U ONCE IN A WHILE, PISS WIZARDS

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

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A VERY SHORT POP PUNK SONG

kingcheddarxvii:

My dad took away my car

*guitar solo for a sec*

I loved my car

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

I’M NOT SURE WHY BUT THERE’S A GIANT ROLL OF BUBBLE WRAP IN MY LIVING ROOM

stagegayromance:

mere-existence:

ismychemicalromanceback:

ismychemicalromanceback:

I AM EXCITED

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I HAVE LIKE 6 ASSIGNMENTS BUT WHEN I DO THIS IT GOES POP POP POP SO THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

a. fabulous b. are you watching a documentary on happy sloths?

maybe.