June 2012
ok so my sims got married and then this one old lady just wOULD NOT LEAVE
SHE WOULDN’T MOVE AND THEN PEED HERSELF
THEN SHE JUST. TOOK FOOD FROM THEIR FRIDGE AND LEFT
LIKE WOW RUDE MUCH
May 2012
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so today i found out there’s a kid in my school named sarah butts
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criminalxintent said: BOOOOOOOOO! I’VE HEARD...
u no who else has heard better 1 liners from ur mom
MY MOM
Anonymous asked: Contract? /人◕‿‿◕人\
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times: it was Homestuck.
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News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
this reminds me of the time ash’s pikachu beat onix with thunderbolt
how the fuck does a lotad know hydro cannon omfg
:33 < i am going to shit a badger
watches pokemon
thank u boomerang
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clothobuerocracy:
datkarkatass:
elevatorgoingdown:
soshootastar:
who wants to be a part of the pluto fandom
Only REAL fans remember when Pluto was still a planet B(
pluto bby come back
I have a highschool AU where Pluto is in love with Jupiter but they can never be together because Jupiter is captain of the football team and Pluto is just a lonesome and nerdy planetoid.
monkyman260 said: I just got on what are you...
i found a bunch of old art so i posted it
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ok guys brace yourselves for this one. i saved the best for last
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jordpan said: it’s so anime
sHE HAS CAMELTOE I JUST NOTIC EXLD
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hey nico
theres actually only 1 state
FREEDOM
keithmorris:
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a beak so i googled it and ive been laughing at this photo for about 3 minutes
derseprince said: sAME………
CRIES BLOOD
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I just wanna see baby sufferer and disciple and Ψiionic and dualscar and eVERYONE OH LORD
goofngiht
uwu
biggeringlikemydick:
I do not understand parents at all
they can say whatever they want to their children but are SHOCKED when their children talk back???
Wow you’re dumb your children LOOk TO you FOR AN EXAMPLe here’s an idea if you want respect why don’t you give respect jesus christ
SH IT MY DAD WOKE UP AND I HAVE TO GO!!!!!!! SO LIKE
SOL/TROLL ANON
I’LL DRAW A RESPONSe when i can ;-; hugs
yiffmyass:
superiorlemon:
yiffmyass:
there are 2 things you never do in life:
read homestuck comments on youtube
google homestuck oc
i just did both
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Anonymous asked: :33 < hey kittensu, can i call you kittensu? well anyway, pawlux has b33n really mewdy lately. i think you should go talk to him and calm him down, since he won't talk to any of us. he won't even talk to aradia!
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[[MORE]]SITS AWKWARDLY IN CHAT I LITERALLY DON’T KNOW N E 1
scissorbrothers:
why is ff.net removing smut
that’s literally why people write fanfic it’s for fictional character banging
soselfimportant:
every time you say “epic” put a penny in a jar and every week take it to a coinstar and if you ever have over a dollar just dont talk to anybody ever again