if youre reading this youre a communist. ive got you now punk
i dont speak german
dad was walking around the house in briefs and my brother said “dad I can see more of you than I want to see” to which my 54 year old mother found it necessary to respond “he’s hung like a horse” and whilst we were voicing our disgust by screaming my dad crept up behind my brother, leaned in close to his ear and whispered “neigh”
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
Okay so with the update came a lot of people on tumblr making silly jokes about Kankri’s giant wall of text. Well I, for one, actually want to know what he says, and I’m going to get to the bottom of this.
Okay, so there’s the original. First, let’s select juuust the text…
Yeah, something like that. Now let’s enlarge that!
Hmm, still not quite enough. Alright, we’ll select just a portion this time.
Yeah, that section right in the middle ought to work. Now let’s enlarge that.
And now, for the moment of truth…ENHANCE!