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Anonymous sent: :33 < hey kittensu, can i call you kittensu? well anyway, pawlux has b33n really mewdy lately. i think you should go talk to him and calm him down, since he won't talk to any of us. he won't even talk to aradia!

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really?? where is he, i guess i can talk to him u o u~

Anonymous sent: ii hope your 2ylph power2 can deflect an energy ray from a magiic wand then.

probably!!! besides i don’t think eri’d hurt me to begin with

Anonymous sent: you can 2tiil wear iit. ii ju2t need two hiide iin iit for a few hour2. unle22 you can fiind 2omewhere el2e for me two hiide.

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i really can’t let you hide in my hood!! as much as i’d like to, i just… can’t.

if you need somewhere to hide i could probably just protect you instead ☆(ゝω・)v

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Anonymous sent: kt, 2ince you went god tiier, can ii riide iin your hood?

nooooooo

i have to wear the hood at all times.

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Anonymous sent: what if i gave you a motherfucking olive love potion? YOU KNOW. for that 'special someone' IF YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN. honk ;o)

“Kitsu: Be flustered.”

w… what no???? no why would you do that

i-i don’t like him like that!! i—

…olive?

Anonymous sent: HEY KITSU. i'm real motherfucking sorry for what my past self did. NO HARD FEELINGS RIGHT?

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you honestly think i’d forgive you that simply

no hard feelings my ass man 

you fucking KILLED ME and my best friend found the body

Anonymous sent: honk

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For reasons left completely up to the reader, you have somehow reached god tier.

And now this godforsaken clown murder is here. Great.

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Anonymous sent: /tap tap tap/ kt, ii'm out2iide your wiindow, let me iin.

I’m sore.

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Anonymous sent: ==> Sollux: Kiss Kitsu's corpse to bring her back. Hey, it worked for you right?

((LAUGHIGNS SO FUCKIGN HARD OH MY GOD))

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If you weren’t dead right now, this would probably be pretty romantic. Nothing like being kissed by a thirteen-year-old alien boy, you know?

Anonymous sent: /CRASHES THROUGH THE WINDOW/ kt! ii have come two....oh my god.

Sollux: Investigate

Your friend is dead in her own bedroom with no culprit in sight. Time to look around for other evidence and WELL LOOK OVER THERE. WHO COULD HAVE POSSIBLY COMMITTED THIS MURDER…? :o)

Anonymous sent: ff how diid you, diid you 2eriiou2ly ju2t 2teal my gla22e2 riight off my face? kt, 2tay were you are, ii'm comiing over two get my gla22e2 back.

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— artisticInsomniac ceased pestering twinArmageddons at 1:30 —

It’s pretty much guaranteed that your friend will stay put now. You’re in for a gruesome discovery, kid…

Anonymous sent: HONK

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Anonymous sent: honk

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He’s here.

Anonymous sent: Jokes on you, Sollux. >38o Now you )(ave zero pairs.

GOD BLESS FEF

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